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The Man 04:28
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THE MAN - teddy kumpel you the man, you the muthafuckin man keepin me down everytime you can mean mathematically minded man what do ya got to say mean mathematically minded man what do ya got to say for yourself what do ya got to say you die in my dreams most every night i go to extremes in my life I got to come clean it'd be the same if you were gone you the man, you the muthafuckin man keepin me down everytime you can mean mathematically minded man what do ya got to say mean mathematically minded man what do ya got to say for yourself what do ya got to say I cried for so long I ran out of tears What's left in my heart a good career still can't stick around when you're here you the man, you the muthafuckin man keepin me down everytime you can mean mathematically minded man what do ya got to say mean mathematically minded man what do ya got to say for yourself what do ya got to say don't want your dirty money just leave it all to her all i ever needed was a minute of your time you the man, you the muthafuckin man keepin me down everytime you can mean mathematically minded man what do ya got to say mean mathematically minded man what do ya got to say for yourself what do ya got to say
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The Other Side 03:21
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THE OTHER SIDE - teddy kumpel Tired without reason she is lonely on the other side lazy little squirrles are the only friends she has to confide in makes herself a promise catch a rainbow when the knot is tied then she'll know the answer why he's hiding on the other side the other side that's where he goes when she's been good to him the other side that's where he goes when things get bad he's never sad when he's on the other side she needs a love injection looking for to shine her light makes herself a sandwich hoping he'll get hungry for a bite when it isn't working and he's in there deep into the night that's when she starts her moaning "baby, when you gonna take some time" from then he starts to wonder where she is he knows why he's in love with her when she leaves him there on the other side the other side that's where he goes when she's been good to him the other side that's where he goes when things get bad he's never sad when he's on the other side
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Remember The Alimony 03:35
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REMEMBER THE ALIMONY - John Schnall/Teddy Kumpel If you found the right girl and your love's really true walkin down that aisle's the best thing to do cause you'll be together forever but if you don't keep all the vows that you take and it all turns out to be a mistake you know you can'tjust forget her So remember the alimony, don't jump in too fast if it's not real love it could cost you real cash remember the alimony think about it alot cause it ain't so easy to untie that knot when you take that big step you wanna be sure what you feel is a love so pure you just know it's meant to be but if your marriage gets all confused you might have pay some serious dues and you could end up broke like me So remember the alimony, don't jump in too fast if it's not real love it could cost you real cash remember the alimony think about it alot cause it ain't so easy to untie that knot so please make sure you take your time search your heart and soul and keep my advice in mind So remember the alimony, don't jump in too fast if it's not real love it could cost you real cash remember the alimony think about it alot cause it ain't so easy to untie that knot
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I'd Grow a Moustache for You 03:41
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I'd Grow a Moustache For You - teddy kumpel I'd grow a moustache for you not to scratch your face when we kiss all day I'd grow a moustache for you not to scratch your face when we kiss all day all day kiss me all day my skin is too damn sensitive can't shave it everyday but when I don't I'm leavin marks so red upon your awesome upper lip and your chin starts peeling off I'd grow a moustache for you not to scratch your face when we kiss all day I'd grow a moustache for you not to scratch your face when we kiss all day all day kiss me all day those tiny microscopic hairs would be our enemies we'd cut some off and let some stay but only where the damage can be done so we can have our fun I'd grow a moustache for you not to scratch your face when we kiss all day I'd grow a moustache for you not to scratch your face when we kiss all day all day kiss me all day I'd spend my time trying to find the perfect length can't see you crying in pain no no no I'd grow a moustache for you not to scratch your face when we kiss all day I'd grow a moustache for you not to scratch your face when we kiss all day all day kiss me all day
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You Say I Don't Like Girls 06:19
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You Say I Don't Like Girls - teddy kumpel your songs are all complaints, don't cha have some good things to say? you got so many words and so many tricks that they don't fit up your sleeve no more yer band's full of mystery men who lack personality their anonomous nature could empty a theatre full of fans that you'll never see fans that you'll never see I don't hate you, but you must hate yourself, baby you say I don't like girls when it's really that I can't stand you you think you rocked my world, well I'm sorry but it isn't true yer butt's as hard as steel, feels so unnatural you got too much cusion and not enough pushin think yer lovin but it's hard to tell yer gut's about to burst but no one will ever know you'll hold it in till it turns to worse and you're scared of letting go scared of letting go you say I don't like girls when it's really that I can't stand you you think you rocked my world, well I'm sorry but it isn't true I don't hate you, but you must hate yourself, baby you say I don't like girls when it's really that I can't stand you you think you rocked my world, well I'm sorry but it isn't true I'm over you, but I heard your song about me on the internet when it got the bridge I laughed and then I sighed cuz I knew that I'd have to write a song right back to you
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My Depressing Music 04:36
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My Depressing Music - teddy kumpel sentimental wandering melodies drive me so fuckin crazy they never end up getting anywhere I question why they were written anyway wasn't for the uplift ot the soul probably not for the money this sour harmony is gettin old I'll have to pass it on to you and your friends can have some too put on my my depressing music, feel all your pain you'll survive your own bad weather come in from the rain and put on my depressing music, dance around the room if you're like me you'll get sick and tomorrow's fun songs won't come too soon always wondered why I got so bored listening to all the lyrics had to blame it on myself why can't I hear it no more so if you're sad you can have mine put on my my depressing music, feel all your pain you'll survive your own bad weather come in from the rain and put on my depressing music, dance around the room if you're like me you'll get sick and tomorrow's fun songs won't come too soon
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We've Got Chemistry 02:24
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We've Got Chemistry - teddy kumpel she's a blue blooded girl in a third world got a pet squirrel and navel ring got a gtr and she started to sing strike a sexy pose cute button nose turnin me on in the fish net hose turnin me on in the fish net hose getting me hard when the wind blows I like her she likes me I'd say we've got chemistry she got a college degree she's a queen bee looking at her just sets me free looking at her now I'm free got a guarantee that I can stay myself I like her she likes me I'd say we've got chemistry
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I'm It, For Now 05:01
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I'm It, For Now - teddy kumpel She spent the night with it she loved the sight of it she felt alrght with it she came in a second with it she had her way with it she had too much fun with she rode her bike with it she said nice things to it she made out in the corner with it she had her way with it but now she's giving it up for me I can't believe she's giving it up for me cause I can't see what she sees in me i guess I'll never know why I'm it now I'm it now I'm it now I'm it I'll be it for now she became obsessed with it she tried to control it she had a talk with it she analyzed every part of it she had her way with it but now she's giving it up for me I can't believe she's giving it up for me cause I can't see what she sees in me i guess I'll never know why I'm it now I'm it now I'm it now I'm it I'll be it for now for now I'll be there till she gets the roving eye for it again
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My Country 05:43
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My Country - teddy kumpel what the heck do you think you're doing to my country? you don't represent me you'll never understand me you didn't even count the votes to see if you're supposed to be there? and now we're living in a nightmare and you don't care First you tell me everybody thinks the same way as you think have you had a few drinks well... something stinks then you got the balls to ask me if I'm patriotic? this antibiotic will keep you cool are we really too lazy for a revolution? we can get it up to boot these fools? we can't let them get away with this slap the handcuffs on my wrists I refuse to to be scared what the heck does he think he's doing to my country? he doesn't represent me he'll never understand me they didn't even count the votes to see if he's supposed to be there? and now we're living in a nightmare and they don't care
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You'll Have To Clone Me 03:10
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You'll Have To Clone Me - teddy kumpel didn't like what you said the first time we kissed I should have listened to you take a piss on yourself as a lover I didn't know you were true when you confessed we could of had a good time instead of the mess we created we coulda had another I know you're thinking of leaving can't figure why you keep on bleeding me so you'll have clone me if you want me cause I can't see you anymore I'll be relaxing under this tree as you see him out the door instead of me instead of me instead of me don't like when I find when i reminisce and I don't mean that as total dis it takes two to be dumb I don't remember what was said except for this I don't know if love even exists for you when you come I know you're thinking of leaving can't figure why you keep on teasing me so you'll have clone me if you want me cause I can't see you anymore I'll be relaxing under this tree as you see him out the door instead of me instead of me instead of me
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The Exotic Island Of Long 03:00
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The Exotic Island of Long - teddy kumpel she lies in the ocean that nutured her greed a brookyn brain montauk at her feet but in her belly's a terrible shame she gave up on life got addicted to pain she's so mediocre she deserves her own song the exotic island of long she sucks the life out of many a soul with her miles of strip malls and kids on the dole ya some go to college as a means of escape from the lady who's famous for horrible taste she's so mediocre she deserves her own song the exotic island of long now some say she's pretty some say she feeds on the chests of women who live in her sleeves I'd say she's the victim of culture and waste she sure has changed since the Shinnecock days she's so mediocre she deserves her own song the exotic island of long I think she'll be alright as long as I leave and visit her softly while everyone sleeps
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Time is a Magazine 06:39
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Time Is A Magazine - teddy kumpel I see the men in their white suits coming coming to take me away one's got a needle, the other's got a jacket gonna try and make me go straight I said, "I didn't kill those people just had to drink some blood I'm a jealous, lonely creature I wanna die before I'm old too I wanna die before I'm old" to you time is a magazine you're rushing rushing rushing to get to the end I might need to lick you clean after I do you in try to grab me, render me helpless too slow, can't get to me I move like a floating bullet hovering past them in triple speed relax, i didn't do no damage c'mon, I wouldn't be that bold I was thirsty so i did what I had to do careful don't get too close don't get too close to you time is a magazine you're rushing rushing rushing to get to the end I might need to lick you clean after I do you in

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released November 22, 2008

THE MAN

produced by Teddy Kumpel and Tony Scherr.
basic tracks recorded on 8 track 1/2" analog at Tony's house. overdubs and mixed at Teddy's house in Pro Tools TDM through Dangerous Music 2-buss.
Mastered by Gene Paul at DBPlus

Leslie Mendelson (vocals), Tony Scherr (bass, guitar, vocals) Rob Jost (bass, french horn, vocals) Abe Speller (drums) Chris Brown (organ) Andy Ezrin (Keys) Michael Blake (horn arr. and tenor sax) Briggan Kraus (bari sax) Eric Beyondo (trumpet and very hi vocals) Jeni Fuljita, Kate Fenner, Kate Sullivan (backing vocals), Tony Barba, Brook Martinez (backing vocals)

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